"Louise looked at your profile"

So we have all embraced

(Or been thrust upon.)

the new features Facebook has offered. Some are pretty awesome

(Had an invitation to an "ERASE FACEBOOK TIMELINE" even by a guy. As if. I own that shit.)

while some feels a bit... unnecessary. I still don't get why I have that "extra live feed" in my top right corner. I don't want to stalk ALL of my Facebook friends.

And talking about stalking.

Imagine if Facebook introduced a new feature. The looky-looky feature. A service that gives you a list of the last people who visited your profile.

I'd be screwed.

We'd all be screwed. Because let's face it. We all use Facebook occasionally to look through someone's profile in a bit more depth than their latest status.

(You'd be surprised how quick you can click through 234 tagged pictures.)

We'd all have to create fake accounts just to check out our crush's latest drunk pictures

(Are boys tagged in anything else?)

and not being caught doing it multiple times a day. Trust me. It has been done. The major, Swedish social networks I've grown up with all had this feature and it was very common-- for girls-- to have a online alter ego. Safety first, you know. People want to be able to stalk a cute guy behind the security of their own screen.

I hope Facebook never bring this to the table. But if they do, don't be suprised if you get a friend request from a Miss Anna Andersson.

a kind of scam about this was once popular in turkey. just google 'facebook profilime kim bakmış'.

(and nowadays that ERASE FACEBOOK TIMELINE thing is popular.)



Mmm Anna Andersson. i must note it to somewhere :)

i want to tell you a fake account story. in the high school we had an english course book named 'Career'. there was a businessman character in the book whose name was Miguel Delgado. and i thought this would be funny if i enter to my alumni group with this name. i did it. and send some posts to group wall. but unfortunately nobody has remembered about him. so i gave up. and after it i didn't use that account. after a while friend requests begin to come. but i really wasn't using the account. and... have some friends now, which i don't have any communication.

this was the story of talented Mr. Miguel Delgado :)

Haha, awesome Ahmet!